If the chef burns her turkey, I’ve heard
That the diners should not say a word.
Yet if fam’ly complains
‘Bout the smoking remains,
She should certainly give them the bird!

This is what I did yesterday morning:

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[http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/14627340/detail.html

Many know how to use a computer but few know how to truly utilize a computer.

farticulate: to punctuate or otherwise communicate through flatulance.

Example: “I don’t care if the ancient whoevers did it, you are not allowed to farticulate during dessert.”

You know you’ve left your bread in the sun too long when you open the bag and it smells more like wine than wheat.

The more I learn, the less I know, but the more I believe.

anachronym: an old-fashioned word formed through the initial letters of other words.

Example: PADDLE - Pusillanimous Adolescent Deserving of Deleterious Lashings and Embarrassments

Whoa—what happened to all the daylight?