farticulate: to punctuate or otherwise communicate through flatulance.

Example: “I don’t care if the ancient whoevers did it, you are not allowed to farticulate during dessert.”

You know you’ve left your bread in the sun too long when you open the bag and it smells more like wine than wheat.

The more I learn, the less I know, but the more I believe.

anachronym: an old-fashioned word formed through the initial letters of other words.

Example: PADDLE - Pusillanimous Adolescent Deserving of Deleterious Lashings and Embarrassments

Whoa—what happened to all the daylight?

lemon automatic
dishwasher detergent

automatic transmission
stop and go

automatic receptionist
press 1 for cold machine
2 for human interaction
but not before more cold machine

automatic camera
point and shoot
click and capture
no more memories

automatic life
processed humanity
shrink wrapped for your protection

automatic love
wash rinse repeat
until death

A friend of mine from film school just put a new video of his on YouTube. He’s a writer for Mental Floss, among other things. Just in time for Halloween, too. Great job, Randy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-LtW7_PV6E?rel=0&showinfo=0&w;=420&h;=315

for every joy
there is a sorrow

for every pleasure
there is a pain

for every tear shed
there must be some joy

for every ending