Malapropistic Osophy
I don’t mind hard work. In fact, I abhor it.
Osophy on Accidents, Nonexistence of
There are no accidents, only unintended consequences.
F the FT
I worked from 10:00 am until 7:00 pm today. I could not have worked more because these were three separate IT/tech incidents. All of them were in remote locations, on-site as it were, and all of them I drove my own personal vehicle to and fro. I worked a total of 4.25 hours, logged 96 miles, and raked in a whopping $106.25 before taxes. Plus my last appointment was supposed to go for two hours and it went for four, causing unneeded stress, complicating my personal life, and causing me to go back on my word, something I do not take lightly nor enjoy by any means.
Osophy on Specialness, Everydayness of
Something doesn’t have to be unique to be special.
Spiritual Window Washer
A window washing man washed my car windows outside the theater tonight. I offered him some change but he just said to “pay it forward,” adding later that he was a “spiritual window washer.” Perhaps he also meant karmic window washer? But he probably washes spiritual windows, too.
Osophy on Arguments, Specious
louder ≠ more truthful
Computers Suck and Rock. They Suck-Rock.
Computers waste my time. I’m sitting here, incredibly frustrated at the present moment, waiting for some God-knows-how-many gigabytes of files to copy from one hard drive to another. Staring at it doesn’t help. Ignoring it doesn’t help. And this painfully slow and infuriating procedure is keeping me from sleep and keeping me from my love. Every minute I remain awake means one less minute of sleep after a very, very long day.
Sure, this is all my fault anyway. I set up the appointment to copy files after a very long day of teaching and rehearsing.
A Word on Flakes, Damaging Absentmindedness of
Please, people: if you ask someone to do something for you, you know, like a really cool job that is paid with money, please be sure that you want him to do it. Asking someone if he wants a particular job (and he responds with an enthusiastic “yes”) only to take that job away from that person soon after is not cool. Not cool at all. In fact, it is decidedly uncool.