http://www.womansday.com/Articles/Family-Lifestyle/10-Wacky-Road-Signs-Around-the-World.html

I called the head of the job search committee at my ol’ Alma today to touch base and notify him that I’ve submitted my info. He called me back not too long ago: they’re down to their final four and about ready to fly them out for in-person interviews. And no, I’m not one of them.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/18/education/18college.html

That’s funny.

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_14520306

Whatever your personal opinion of the man, he’s an intelligent writer.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/28/opinion/28gore.html

http://cbs4denver.com/local/boulder.skier.rescued.2.1509445.html

Gosh, I’m getting so many emails for Viagra and inexpensive Rolex watches, maybe I should buy some. I mean, the folks who send me these emails work so hard telling me about these great deals. And they could use the profits towards education: they need to learn basic spelling and grammar. But golly, I do appreciate their gumption and tenacity.

…to the exclusion of the third:

• fast

• cheap

• good