If necessity is the mother of invention, scarcity is the father of ingenuity.

Just so so so so so so so so so wrong. I had already made it through the Awkward Hall of Fame to this one, and it made me laugh so hard I cried. Normally that would be great but I was backstage in the orchestra pit about to start a number. My snorting was the only sound coming from the pit for about 30 seconds.

Check out their hall of fame while you’re over there.

Saturday Night Special: Bananas « AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com 10/16/2010.

Wow, rough ride.

Rider on the Storm • Damn Interesting.

I’m sorry, little Sciuridae, but your speed and angle of attack this morning precluded me from any defensive action. Your decisive trajectory seems to indicate an intent of Suicide by Automobile. Although our space-time matter-energy positioning conflict may not have been lethal, I fear fatality is high in order of probability. Your movements observed in my right side rear-view mirror could signify survival but, alas, more likely indicate pre-mortem convulsions. R.I.P. at 07:45 on Indiana Street.

The South bedroom now has floors! It only took me about 7 hours working alone.

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2011-09-18 BRS SW

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2011-09-18 BRS NE

This was just too good (bad) not to post. I really wouldn’t want someone like this to be responsible for printing anything in English on any item I would wear, post, hang, or display in any fashion. How many errant apostrphe’s (sic) do you see?

I sealed the grout and the dishwasher, toekicks, and most of the trim pieces are in. I have yet to Waterlox the countertops (although they are already tung oiled), caulk the edges, fasten the sink, buy a faucet, hook up the plumbing, and put on a few more trim pieces. Oh, and I need a 30" electric range. Anyone have one? I also need a microwave and eventually a GE IM6 icemaker kit for my fridge.