Facebook – at least my Facebook feed – is turning into a bunch of advertising for brands and products via people ’liking’ them, 1+ day old meme posts that were already reposted on Reddit, and cutesy videos. Where’s the original content?

Wait, I don’t care. Aside from the “my birthdays” spam that happens to infiltrate my email somehow, Facebook is all about me. Or rather it’s all about you. This blog is all about me. But for you it’s like going to a library or buying a subscription (remember RSS?). You don’t have to see it unless you want to. Just like I don’t have to see everyone by ignoring Facebook.

• Hairs embarrass

• Lost that linen-fresh scent

• Make love, not growl

• Last sanctuary obliterated

• Stop climbing on my face

• Morning dog breath

• You already have two of your own, why use mine?

• No matter how much you lick, skin is still cleaner than fur

• Please control your bodily fluids

“Reality is so complex, we need to move away from dogma.”

Neato.

Boulder County Requires Electric Vehicle Wiring for New Homes — Colorado Energy News.

Watch your relations without other people carefully, he reserved.

Condiments are lube for sandwiches.

Today I learned that Indianapolis is a giant square.

via Indianapolis, IN - Google Maps.

Hey, Chick-Fil-A Flatirons: where’s my change? I expected $13.48 in change and I got $13 instead. I don’t mind rounding for speed, but round in my favor next time, okay? My bad for not catching it before pulling away from the window, but still…