People Bed ≠ Dog Bed

  • Hairs embarrass

  • Lost that linen-fresh scent

  • Make love, not growl

  • Last sanctuary obliterated

  • Stop climbing on my face

  • Morning dog breath

  • You already have two of your own, why use mine?

  • No matter how much you lick, skin is still cleaner than fur

  • Please control your bodily fluids

Shortchanged

Hey, Chick-Fil-A Flatirons: where’s my change? I expected $13.48 in change and I got $13 instead. I don’t mind rounding for speed, but round in my favor next time, okay? My bad for not catching it before pulling away from the window, but still…

Attention Denver-Area Mall Property Managers:

You all need EV charging stations. The benefits are obvious; if they are not, get out of the commercial property management business right now because you are doomed.

For now you can only hope that you are within walking distance of a Walgreens.

Sincerely,

All The EV Drivers