On Original Sentiment

Facebook – at least my Facebook feed – is turning into a bunch of advertising for brands and products via people ’liking’ them, 1+ day old meme posts that were already reposted on Reddit, and cutesy videos. Where’s the original content? Wait, I don’t care. Aside from the “my birthdays” spam that happens to infiltrate my email somehow, Facebook is all about me. Or rather it’s all about you. This blog is all about me. But for you it’s like going to a library or buying a subscription (remember RSS?

People Bed ≠ Dog Bed

  • Hairs embarrass

  • Lost that linen-fresh scent

  • Make love, not growl

  • Last sanctuary obliterated

  • Stop climbing on my face

  • Morning dog breath

  • You already have two of your own, why use mine?

  • No matter how much you lick, skin is still cleaner than fur

  • Please control your bodily fluids

Shortchanged

Hey, Chick-Fil-A Flatirons: where’s my change? I expected $13.48 in change and I got $13 instead. I don’t mind rounding for speed, but round in my favor next time, okay? My bad for not catching it before pulling away from the window, but still…