I wrote these lyrics while falling asleep and I haven’t looked at them since, so I thought I’d share them in case anyone wanted to turn them into a song.

Put-in a Good Word for Me

He’s my babushka
And I love him so
I love his squishy puffy cheeks
Yes, the ones above and the ones below (no homo)

He’s going to put is back on the map
He listens when I speak
He sits right here in my lap
I give him a little treat

Those NATO dogs can suck it
Before I kick the bucket
(I once knew a man from nantucket)
Oh!…

What will he say when he blows me … away
What will I do when he makes me come to … him
At our meeting his aides were ashen I fear
Don’t worry I’ll make them all disappear

Al-ask-her (Alaska)…?