Beep.

Whatever happened to my friends' blogs? So many clever, articulate, funny writings no longer being written. Cousins, uncles, old friends, good friends, all silent. Months pass, then years, then eventually decades.

Beep.

I still subscribe to them in my RSS reader in the hopes that someday a new entry will appear.

This blog is like one of those smoke detectors with a low battery in the back of a closet somewhere.

Beep.

No new entries appear.

Next time, remember to pull the battery after ripping it from your wall.

Beeeeeeeuuuuuuaaaaa………..