This morning, right now, at 7 am, I’m listening to some driver honk his horn again and again and again and again. I think he’s waiting on the street to pick up someone. Let me say this as calmly and as politely as possible: SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! I cannot stand car horns. Especially those that go on and on and on. They are rude, they are angry, and they are annoying as all hell and damnation incarnate. SHUT THE G*DD*MN M*THERF*CK UP! There. I feel a little better. But if I ever see that son of a bitch honking, you can be d*mn sure I’m going to go over there and tell him to be quiet.
Signed, the angry, annoyed, and saddened, Me.