I wrote these lyrics while falling asleep and I haven’t looked at them since, so I thought I’d share them in case anyone wanted to turn them into a song.

Here’s the thing, Comcast, and listen up: I want my PDF billing statement in my email. If you make me click on a link, authenticate with two factors, select the account, select the billing statement, and save it to disk, it saves me no effort vs opening an envelope and scanning a piece of paper. In fact, it’s worse, because I can’t reliably automate your stupid paperless billing process enough to integrate it into my workflow.

I need a refill on a prescription. This is the procedure.

Our camera spotted a bobcat on the prowl last night.

I have a few suggestions for USA 2.0. Here they are, in no particular order.

This blog now looks different because I caught up to the latest version of the theme and static site generator software.

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Carry on.

It’s quite simple. Twitter alternatives like BlueSky still do not federate (interoperate with the Fediverse). This can mean but one thing: they want to keep it a walled garden, while paying lip service to “open source.” Which also means but one thing: at some point they will inevitably enshittify, driving users of good conscience (UoGCs) away.

The imaginitive play value of a toy is inversely proportional to its realism.